The Dream Log

I dreamt that I started working at Blockbusters. For some reason, there was a vine hanging from the ceiling in the middle of the room. I guess that we had to swing on the vine to get around the isles, but I accidentally swung on it and crashed into a row of movies, knocking down three rows. The manager, a rather large and ugly woman, came out and angrily told me that I’m fired.

I tried to explain to her that I can’t be fired because of AP testing… Which doesn’t make any sense, now that I think about it. She was listening at first, but then decided not to, so I ended up yelling “AP TEST! AP TEST! AP TEST!” Over and over again to try to get her attention.

Somehow Blockbusters was now a McDonald’s, and me and the manager walked out, her leaving mad and me following behind her while yelling at her. I guess that there was a garage nearby, for she went inside of it and closed the door. As she was closing the door, I yelled out threats to her. When the door was fully closed, I called her a “fucking bitch” and ran down the road.

Somehow I ended up running into the school and down the hallways, where I saw my gym teacher, Mr. Meyers. I guess I was skipping my fifth hour gym class because I went “Oh crap” when I saw him. I don’t know why, but I was shirtless as I was running past him.

And that’s all that I can remember.

-Alex