The Dream Log

A few nights ago, I dreamt that I was walking around in Walmart. Some guy thought I worked there and he asked me a question. I told him I didn’t know and walked into the backroom of Walmart even though I didn’t work there. I went down some stairs to see two rooms; one was a small bathroom and the other was a large cement room with another toilet in the corner. For some reason, I decided to go pee in the toilet in the larger room. For some reason I sat on the toilet and for some reason I still had my pants on. I could hear the (This is kind of awkward) pee hitting the water and I was amazed that I managed to not pee my pants. A guy that apparantaly was my friend came down the stairs and I said “Look, I’m peeing but I don’t know how!”

I then stood up and started peeing. Apparantaly the guy behind me tried to pee too, but he started accidentally peeing on me instead. I turned around to yell at him and he peed in my mouth. Grossed out, I ran upstairs to wash my mouth out as I was dry-heaving.

When I got upstairs I found myself in a house instead of Walmart. I guess it was a strangers house that I had broken into because I freaked out when I saw a car pull in the driveway. I ran downstairs and grabbed my friend and then we snuck out the back door.

I remember meeting a cute girl afterwords and we started dating. We went on a tea party in a grassy field under a bunch of white clothes that were hung to dry.

My friend, along with my girlfriend and I decided to go back to the strangers house and attack them with water guns. We had a huge war in their backyard, which also had a clothesline of white clothes.

I can remember spaceships and police cars showing up during the battle, but that’s it.

-Alex